Do you inspire people? Do you aspire to inspire people? Would a group of fool follow you blindly off of a cliff? This shirt is just the fit! With the words “Cult Leader” written on the front of this shirt, people will know that you’re the man (or woman) with the plan to take humanity to the next level. But, you can’t do it without the shirt.

This shirt is meant to encourage doubt. It repeats the word “doubt” in a pattern that the viewer might perceive as a tunnel. I guess the message is, “see where your doubt can take you”. You may find yourself enlightened. You may find yourself depressed. We don’t really care where your doubt takes you. All we want to help you do is find your doubt, and remind others that doubt is an option.

The Bible is loaded with dark moments, bizarre reasoning and questionable outcomes. Sometimes, it’s just weird. Every now and again, it hits you with something perverse that you can’t unread. This shirt highlights one of those moments. It just says “Ezekiel 23:20”.

Ezekiel 23 is about the Two Adulterous Sisters. Verse 20 really paints a picture of how adulterous one of them was. There are many translations to the bible, but the verse generally reads this way:

Ezekiel 23:20
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses”.

This Depressing T-Shirt depicts a silhouetted male figure sitting cross-legged both hands at his knees throwing up his middle fingers. He is immersed in seven circles, with the base of each going through a supposed chakra. In the top circle it reads, “Fuck Your Chakras”

Within the circles there is a quote from Friedrich Nietzsche reading, “It is a self-deception of philosophers and moralists to imagine that they escape decadence by opposing it. That is beyond their will; and, however little they acknowledge it, one later discovers that they were among the most powerful promoters of decadence.”

Ruin the holidays for little kids and parents alike! You are a conveyor of truth, a holder of the light. Let the kids know that Santa isn't real. Let them know that those presents under the tree aren't from the jolly old fat guy dressed in red. Let them know their god is a lie! Your eyes are open! You're so woke! Good for you!

This shirt is great for the Holidays. It has a picture of the fictitious Saint Nick with the words, "Santa Isn't Real Nor Is Jesus #woke." 

This shirt is hilarious. Please don't pretend that it's not.

Wear with caution.This shirt will leave your Christian neighbors feeling butthurt. This shirt has the words “Stuck On Stupid” written on the chest. The “T” in both words is replaced with a shared Christian cross.

DISCLAIMER: Please make no mistake. We at Depressing T-Shirts loath humans of all creeds and kinds very much equally. We find the faithful no more or less despicable than our fellow non-believers. Humans in general suck. However we do not afford the ideasheld by groups to the advantage. Religious ideas are silly, archaic and dangerous. So, we are highly critical of these ideas any chance that we can.