I can't think of a good reason anyone would spend money on this shirt, let alone wear it in front of another human. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. Speaking of strokes, if you enjoy seeing your significant other getting stroked by a third party, then you probably have low self-worth and should wear this shirt because you are a sniveling little soy boy beta cuck with a smol pp. Buy the shirt, cucky.

You are the opposite of pimp. You are a simp. You are doting to the degree that is sickening and unattractive. But you can't help it. It's as though you are entirely devoted to putting that special someone on a pedestal just for them to reject you over and over. Stop resenting them and acknowledge what you are with this "Simp" shirt. It'll be like putting up a flag that will attract hotties that are eager to take advantage of you.