Does your physical and mental health take a backseat in the quality of your human experience? Are you drawn to toxicity? Perhaps you wish to encourage every unhealthy decision you witness made by others. This depressingly funny T-Shirt will help you do just that. Spread the quasi-subliminal message, “Don’t Quit Smoking” from Depressing T-Shirts.

Have you ever stopped to think that this planet simply does not have the resources to sustain human life indefinitely? The population is only growing as is the demand for food. Our food and water supply is dwindling. In the event of an inevitable food crisis, should we decided to not turn cannibal, we will be forced to resort to less desirable food options. Luckily, with world is in no short supply of roaches.

This shirt depicts a cockroach on a gourmet-styled, round frame with the words “Future Food” written beneath it. Guaranteed to gross-out anyone you come across.

Most of us wake up to a world where in which we squander for meaning a purpose. Ultimately nothing matters. This shirt celebrates the epiphany of meaninglessness of existence. It’s an idea that frees you from ultimate concern and allows you the freedom to waste away as you see fit. After all, we all end up in the dirt. If you’re walking on ice you might as well dance.

This shirt features a dancing skeleton with nonsensical voodoo and spiritual symbology. Around the design are the words “Squander Your Talents” and “Nothing Matters”.

Wear with caution.This shirt will leave your Christian neighbors feeling butthurt. This shirt has the words “Stuck On Stupid” written on the chest. The “T” in both words is replaced with a shared Christian cross.

DISCLAIMER: Please make no mistake. We at Depressing T-Shirts loath humans of all creeds and kinds very much equally. We find the faithful no more or less despicable than our fellow non-believers. Humans in general suck. However we do not afford the ideasheld by groups to the advantage. Religious ideas are silly, archaic and dangerous. So, we are highly critical of these ideas any chance that we can.

You’re a hard worker. Yes you are. “You shovel sixteen ton. What do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.” Have you sold your soul to the company store? NEWSFLASH: You don’t have a soul. You’re just working hard now for the unrealistic hope that you’ll die comfortably in the future. If you’ve accepted this reality, why not give us some of your hard-earned money in exchange for a shirt that reads, “Working Hard Now To Die Comfortably In The Future”?

This shirt is full of creepy flavor. It depicts your favorite internet villain, Slenderman emerging from a grungy white frame with the tentacles on his back out and ready to snatch you up. Above the image is the word, “Stalker”.

This shirt is disturbing, creepy and rocking!