This shirt is meant to encourage doubt. It repeats the word “doubt” in a pattern that the viewer might perceive as a tunnel. I guess the message is, “see where your doubt can take you”. You may find yourself enlightened. You may find yourself depressed. We don’t really care where your doubt takes you. All we want to help you do is find your doubt, and remind others that doubt is an option.

Have you ever stopped to think that this planet simply does not have the resources to sustain human life indefinitely? The population is only growing as is the demand for food. Our food and water supply is dwindling. In the event of an inevitable food crisis, should we decided to not turn cannibal, we will be forced to resort to less desirable food options. Luckily, with world is in no short supply of roaches.

This shirt depicts a cockroach on a gourmet-styled, round frame with the words “Future Food” written beneath it. Guaranteed to gross-out anyone you come across.

As social cohesion continues to unravel in this country, what better way to show enthusiasm for the end times than by wearing a shirt that advertises your willingness to watch it all burn? The "Legalize Crime" shirt is perfect for any black-pilled nihilists eager to expedite the apocalypse and convey their apathy as humanity circles the drain. 

The country is the most divided that it’s been in years. We are split on ideologies, politics, religions and beliefs. As of the writing of this description, the United States is currently being run by a thin-skinned billionaire con artist. Britain has walked away from the E.U. Separatism is on the rise. It’s as though civilization is being run off a cliff.

While we’ve no qualms with whatever direction humanity takes (ultimately, nothing matters), we aren’t reluctant to acknowledge with sad state of affairs. That’s why we made this shirt that says “Livin’ In Dystopia”. To some, this shirt will probably come off as a wee-bit hyperbolic. So, please wear with caution.

I think many of us can agree that true, frank and honest discourse has taken a backseat while tribalism and intellectually dishonest narratives are driving civilization off of a cliff. And, while ultimately nothing matters, we do mourn for the days when bullshit was not so omnipresent in our society; days when opinions were somewhat informed, and folks were a bit more receptive towards data and information that didn’t necessarily get along well with their world view. Did those days ever truly exist? I digress…

If you recognize that rationality is a thing of the past, then wear this shirt to commemorate when discourse did not dissolve into the reductive meme culture of current. This beautiful shirt says “Reason Is Dead” on the front. May it inspire conversations that are worth having.

Are you tired of daddy government staring down his nose into your bedroom? It's time we stick it to the man! Figuratively speaking of course... Let the world know your position on uncomfortable positions with our "Sodomy Laws Are Gay" shirt. You'll be the life of the party, an intellectual socialite shining your progressive virtue on all the unevolved deplorables with this bold statement of love and dissent.

This shirt bears the existential quantifier, “∄“ which means “THERE DOES NOT EXIST”. Surrounding this symbol is a circle bearing words which represent ideas that can only exist in concept. They are: purpose, knowledge, meaning and divinity. This shirt is guaranteed to get some fun and interesting conversations going. 

You think you're hot stuff, don't you? Are you opinionated? Obnoxious? Well-to-do? Well-spoken? Does the altitude of your high horse give you nose bleeds? If you answered yes to any of these, then our "Uppity" t-shirt will suit you well. 

Now that Trump is in office we many are in fear that he is going to run civilization off of a cliff. The jury is still out judging the rationale that determines this logic. Nevertheless, we at Depressing T-Shirt seize all opportunities to remind others of depressing things. And, who is more depressing than Trump?

This T-Shirt depicts a smiling Donald Trump saying his unofficial catchphrase, “SAD!”

Indeed. SO SAD!