As social cohesion continues to unravel in this country, what better way to show enthusiasm for the end times than by wearing a shirt that advertises your willingness to watch it all burn? The "Legalize Crime" shirt is perfect for any black-pilled nihilists eager to expedite the apocalypse and convey their apathy as humanity circles the drain.
The country is the most divided that it’s been in years. We are split on ideologies, politics, religions and beliefs. As of the writing of this description, the United States is currently being run by a thin-skinned billionaire con artist. Britain has walked away from the E.U. Separatism is on the rise. It’s as though civilization is being run off a cliff.
While we’ve no qualms with whatever direction humanity takes (ultimately, nothing matters), we aren’t reluctant to acknowledge with sad state of affairs. That’s why we made this shirt that says “Livin’ In Dystopia”. To some, this shirt will probably come off as a wee-bit hyperbolic. So, please wear with caution.
Given the foreseeable infiniteness of the ever-expanding universe which itself is also doomed to die in a cooling that is unfathomable to the minds of mere mortals such as ourselves, it seems only safe to assume that the finite timeline of a given creature in any species is inconsequential to the grand scale and spanning of existence. No lives matter. Not one of them. Nothing is forever and the least of these is human life and consciousness.
Let everyone in your blip of existence understand this by sporting a shirt that conveys this idea. The shirt says, “No lives matter” and it’s true. This isn’t a political commentary. It’s a mere statement of fact. Get over yourself.
Are you tired of daddy government staring down his nose into your bedroom? It's time we stick it to the man! Figuratively speaking of course... Let the world know your position on uncomfortable positions with our "Sodomy Laws Are Gay" shirt. You'll be the life of the party, an intellectual socialite shining your progressive virtue on all the unevolved deplorables with this bold statement of love and dissent.
You think you're hot stuff, don't you? Are you opinionated? Obnoxious? Well-to-do? Well-spoken? Does the altitude of your high horse give you nose bleeds? If you answered yes to any of these, then our "Uppity" t-shirt will suit you well.