This shirt is meant to encourage doubt. It repeats the word “doubt” in a pattern that the viewer might perceive as a tunnel. I guess the message is, “see where your doubt can take you”. You may find yourself enlightened. You may find yourself depressed. We don’t really care where your doubt takes you. All we want to help you do is find your doubt, and remind others that doubt is an option.

Have you ever stopped to think that this planet simply does not have the resources to sustain human life indefinitely? The population is only growing as is the demand for food. Our food and water supply is dwindling. In the event of an inevitable food crisis, should we decided to not turn cannibal, we will be forced to resort to less desirable food options. Luckily, with world is in no short supply of roaches.

This shirt depicts a cockroach on a gourmet-styled, round frame with the words “Future Food” written beneath it. Guaranteed to gross-out anyone you come across.

Ever the life of the party, you’ve earn a reputation of infamy. Getting passed the gate keepers it seems is harder and harder. Own it. People don’t like you. If the extra-terrestrials were to need a mammalian specimen, they would likely choose something or someone else rather than you.

This shirt has a picture of a UFO abducting a cow as a father and their child witness the event. Above the image are the words, “Persona Non Grata”, because the aliens are smart enough to avoid humanity.

Ruin the holidays for little kids and parents alike! You are a conveyor of truth, a holder of the light. Let the kids know that Santa isn't real. Let them know that those presents under the tree aren't from the jolly old fat guy dressed in red. Let them know their god is a lie! Your eyes are open! You're so woke! Good for you!

This shirt is great for the Holidays. It has a picture of the fictitious Saint Nick with the words, "Santa Isn't Real Nor Is Jesus #woke." 

This shirt is hilarious. Please don't pretend that it's not.

Most of us wake up to a world where in which we squander for meaning a purpose. Ultimately nothing matters. This shirt celebrates the epiphany of meaninglessness of existence. It’s an idea that frees you from ultimate concern and allows you the freedom to waste away as you see fit. After all, we all end up in the dirt. If you’re walking on ice you might as well dance.

This shirt features a dancing skeleton with nonsensical voodoo and spiritual symbology. Around the design are the words “Squander Your Talents” and “Nothing Matters”.

Wear with caution.This shirt will leave your Christian neighbors feeling butthurt. This shirt has the words “Stuck On Stupid” written on the chest. The “T” in both words is replaced with a shared Christian cross.

DISCLAIMER: Please make no mistake. We at Depressing T-Shirts loath humans of all creeds and kinds very much equally. We find the faithful no more or less despicable than our fellow non-believers. Humans in general suck. However we do not afford the ideasheld by groups to the advantage. Religious ideas are silly, archaic and dangerous. So, we are highly critical of these ideas any chance that we can.

This shirt bears the existential quantifier, “∄“ which means “THERE DOES NOT EXIST”. Surrounding this symbol is a circle bearing words which represent ideas that can only exist in concept. They are: purpose, knowledge, meaning and divinity. This shirt is guaranteed to get some fun and interesting conversations going. 

You think you're hot stuff, don't you? Are you opinionated? Obnoxious? Well-to-do? Well-spoken? Does the altitude of your high horse give you nose bleeds? If you answered yes to any of these, then our "Uppity" t-shirt will suit you well.